February 2012
145 posts
A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words →
Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone. Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing. Autolatry - The...
King Jaffe Joffer: A tech support horror story... →
“Once this hideous beast of a woman lugged in an older dell desktop. One of the optiplex models that sat flat & opened similar to the way a car hood opens. It wouldn’t boot, she says. She is standing a full five feet from me, and the aroma coming off of her made me think she had bathed all the…
It surprisingly didn’t make my skin crawl. I think I felt horrible about the ER...
My Mom Has Been Thinking...
She keeps asking me about classes and why I can’t walk in May and how many credits I need to graduate and all that jazz. I technically need about 10 credits. Its cheaper to stay another semester but I think shes trying to figure out how she can get me to graduate sooner. She must really want me out her house ROFLMAO
: A few things →
vintagegal:
A. In response to the girl who started this whole “Cleopatra” argument-You don’t know what my background is and that comment about “all white girls like me” is completely unnecessary and ignorant. FYI- my grandmother’s entire family is Syrian. You think I don’t hear terrorist jokes and all the…
To tell um vintagegal!!
Since I've Got Lots of Free Time
After my surgery I ended up watching the first season of Downton Abbey. Now I understand why people talk about this show so much. ITS AWESOME. I mean I love the plot, the actors, the setting. I mean I secretly want to be british. Just glad I don’t live in 1912. I’ll stay in 2012 thank you very much. They are pretty long (basically about 48 minutes a show on average) so I’ve...
I Want A Text Sound
Of Charlie Wilson going OOOO WEE EEEE.
I feel like that would kick the Power Ranger shit’s ass.
FUCK
I gotta take my damn nail polish off for this surgery because I’m being put under. Got damnit this color is so pretty and goes so well with the bleeding gums I will have after surgery LOL
EarthWindFire82's House of Tales: In "Dumb Things... →
earthwindfire82:
I was reading an article in which Comcast would be having stations that were minority owned. I believe Magic Johnson was getting one and Diddy was getting anothern. Well..in a truly ignorant Yahoo fashion, someone had to be stupid.
“Since White people are fast becoming the minority, when do we…
I’ve always been pissed by yahoo’s comments. I’m surprised...
You ever fart
and instantly feel amazing afterwards? Like a ray of sunshine, a rainbow and a unicorn blew out your ass to the theme of Golden Girls. Thats how I just farted. I literally went “mmm..I needed that”. You know thats a good fart when you have to comment on how good it was.
#unladylike
So...
If I ask, do you think the oral surgeon will let me keep the 5 teeth they are gonna remove in the morning? Like put it in a jar of formaldehyde and put like a bow on it. I would so decorate my room with it b/c I’m a fucking wierdo.
sheishurr asked: he has to be from ghana or senegal.. they are always the africans to be extra with there clothing... smh btw i just moved to bmore i am in essex and im nigeria too!
Sooooo
This dude thats sitting in front of me (who just so happens to be African *not sure from what country though*) came in with a weird fake fur coat. It looks like a skinned white squirrel had a baby with a dirty yorkie. I really don’t understand why he is wearing it.
It looks like he came from a low-budget shoot of Coming To America: Royalty Goes To College.
My heart hurts and so does my...
My Dad Thought I Forgot His Birthday
I didn’t forget. I was actually going to find a way to drive to his house so I could tell him myself. Just because I didn’t call doesn’t mean I forgot. If anything, I’m the one that ALWAYS remembers. He sounded all sad when we talked.
My dad is a Nigerian man that just turned 62 today. My parents are so damn old. LMAO. But he is fucking hilarious and I love him so...
You know the world is coming to an end when there...
poeticdeefect:
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I AM TOO FUCKING DEAD AT THIS POST. I CANT EVEN BE A FUCKING ZOMBIE…I GOTTA BE A VAMPIRE OF SOME SHIT CUZ ITS A FUCKING WRAP
We can all come together and love bacon though...
poeticdeefect:
senoritasweetcheeks:
I wish a nigga would disrespect some Bacon on my dashboard… Bacon…My nigga….BACON is the shit!
By *Zombie*
I mean that its so hilarious I died and was brought back and now continuing to laugh as the walking dead.
*dead* just sometimes isn’t enough
Watchblesstheekitty:
storeboughtframes:
justineskye:
the twerk team can’t even do this
this needs a new name
I don’t even condone this…but my God she has talent. I can’t knock it.
now this is twerking… idk why everybody stuck on the “twerk team”
dear mother of god what did I just watch and….*no words*
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
everyone: are you okay everyone: you look tired everyone: you look upset everyone: you look confused everyone: are you mad at me everyone: what are you mad at me: IT’S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
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